Not a real one, obviously. This is the wonderful Haphazardous Hippo, who runs a book blog and has rather foolishly given me free run of the place this weekend!
In other words, she interviewed me recently and has posted the results on her blog today. The questions were great fun, so head on over to the blog to find out which books make me cry, which of my characters I’d like to spend time with*, or why I’m so bad at maths. There are even some quirky little cartoons and illustrations to leaven my replies.
*A hint about that character: Gramps from my current novella ‘Got Ghosts?’ would top the list, mostly because he reminds me so much of… but to quote Kenny Everett, I’m telling you the plot! Go and find out for yourselves!
The photo is one I took many years ago at Port Lympne zoo and safari park in Kent. It seemed appropriate…